cinnamontoastcunts:

pros to dating me

1. you can touch my butt
2. there’s no chance of me cheating on u because well it’s a mystery that someone is dating me in the first place???
3. my butt is pretty nice
4. i’ll probably laugh at all your jokes because i laugh at mine and they’re not even funny
5. you can touch it
6. i could spend a lot of time with you because of my lack of friends
7. i was talking about my butt in #5

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