pros to dating me
- you can touch my butt
- there’s no chance of me cheating on u because well it’s a mystery that someone is dating me in the first place???
- my butt is pretty nice
- i’ll probably laugh at all your jokes because i laugh at mine and they’re not even funny
- you can touch it
- i could spend a lot of time with you because of my lack of friends
- i was talking about my butt in #5